Ten things you should never do/expect if your friend has a bad day:

1) Say, "Hello Shakirah!" early in the morning. If she feigned a fake smile, ignore her for the rest of the day.

2) Waggle your tongue around just because you think you are being funny. The truth is, you're making Shakirah more irritated.

3) Complain about events that happened eons ago and expect Shakirah to offer sane advice. As it is, she is in an irritated mood.

4) Don't expect Shakirah to crack jokes even though that is what she does best.

5) Stay away from Shakirah, because when she's irritated, she's like Mount Merapi, ready to erupt. And when she does, the consequences are NASTY. She repeat: NASTY.

6) Don't bother asking for Shakirah's help even though it's about Malay or Computer skills or Math or whatever. She can't think at the moment.

7) DO NOT TOUCH Shakirah's Spongebob Squarepants pencilbox and make fun out of it. She'll scream her head off if you do.

8) Do not say sweetly, "Hey, what's the matter?" if Shakirah is sulking. Can't you see? She's having a bad day, so buzz off.

9) Do NOT try and butter Shakirah up by saying, "You look really good today." Shakirah knows she looks like a Queen with red smoke coming out of her ears. So run away.

10) Shakirah repeats: DO NOT BOTHER NUDGING HER AND SAYING, "OH! YOUR EYE-CANDY IS HERE." YOU JOLLY WELL KNOW HER EYE-CANDY IS IN SOME SCHOOL IN TOA PAYOH. SO SHUT UP.

Shakirah is UGLY and NASTY when she's ANGRY. It's best to stay away.