Tuesday, November 14, 2006

>>HE????: I think I could make you very happy.
>>SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
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>>HE?? : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
>>SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
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>>HE????: Can I have your name?
>>SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
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>>HE????: Shall we go see a movie?
>>SHE : I've already seen it.
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>>HE????: Where have you been all my life?
>>SHE : Hiding from you.
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>>HE????: Haven't I seen you some place before?
>>SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there
anymore.
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>>HE????: Is this seat empty?
>>SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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>>HE?? : So, what do you do for a living?
>>SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
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>>HE?? : Hey baby, what's your sign?
>>SHE : Do not enter.
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>>HE?? : Your body is like a temple.
>>SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
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>>HE?? : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>>SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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