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This is funny. Read it. Ladies, enjoy a laugh. Guys, no offense.

Ways to turn down unwanted men: (AND LEARN FROM IT!)

>>HE?? : Can I buy you a drink?
>>SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
>>
>>HE????: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like
>>yours.
>>SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
>>yours.
>>
>>HE????: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
>>SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
>>
>>HE????: How did you get to be so beautiful?
>>SHE : I must've been given your share.
>>
>>HE?? : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
>>SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this
weekend.
>>
>>HE?? : Your face must turn a few heads.
>>SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
>>
>>HE????: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
>>SHE : Okay, get out.
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