Try this (so sorry to those non-Malay readers. The essence of the joke would be lost if I translate this joke to English. :/)

Kalau monyet panjat pokok nampak pisang, lepas tu, kalau gajah panjat pokok nampak apa?

Scroll down to the label to find out the answer! (ok, I know I'm lame. But got suspense whut...)

I've just noticed this particular person in school, and it seems that wherever I go, he's just within the vicinity somewhere. I would like to believe it's coincidence, and I would like to just continue believing it. It's funny how sometimes, the people who are there right smack in front of our faces, we never seem to notice, until he/she did something significant to us. Life's really weird all of a sudden. I am suddenly noticing certain people for the very first time, like I'm new in school or something (of course, I'm not implying that I am ignoring the people I know). So, anyhoos, a certain person, whom I first noticed in the Reading Room, is apparently now more prominent, and he seems to be everywhere, padahal he's just a few classes away. Weird, freaky, etc etc (oh gawd, I need to whip out my thesaurus, which could be very well be collecting it's 16953872610th layer of dust, perhaps?). Well, well, who do we have here? Or rather, what is it that we are dealing here eh?

And oh shoot, I am so panicky these days. I think that it must be the effect of the SIMUN conference. I have yet to complete, or rather, start (which is dangerous, at this point in time) my Position Paper, and I have yet to brainstorm on what to include in my resolutions which I have to submit on the 8th of March, which is the final deadline. Oh GAWDDDDD.........I feel like collapsing now, but I can't cos work beckons! Thank GAWDDDDD I have understanding teachers and supportive friends (namely, ISYAH, FANA, RAUU for being very, um, supportive, in my quest of presenting my case to the Court and GA). Haha, very technical there, but never you mind.

I came across this article in the LIFE! section two days ago. You know all this hype about the Oscars and everything else? Yeah, they (the media) said that in order for the actors/actresses to win, they have to speak, think, ACT British. Just Follow Law...what's so hard about that? :D

My my, I totally adore Meryl Streep who plays Miranda Priestly in The Devil Wears Prada. I love the way she keeps her cool even when she is the boss who superimposes stress on her workers (as Anne Hathaway puts it, "She isn't happy unless the people around her are practically dying." Well said.) I wished I'm like her, but obviously, we wouldn't want to be too demanding, shall we? I think if given the choice, I would want to have her cool. It's cool.....and so the thesaurus comes into play again...

Ok. I'm Done. Sigh hard, everybody!