Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Leceh betul ah nak post comment kat Isyah's blog. For your information, it's hosted on livejournal, dan memang aku tak reti pasal benda-benda gini arh. Ada ke patut bila aku nak submit comment, that thing has this message at the top: Error: Please confirm that you are human, and not a spam robot. Apa saje...Sorry ah Isyah, if this goes on, I'll become a fingerless reader. :D

I was chatting with one of my close buddies (no, not Oi Zailan) yesterday while juggling the e-learning work, and note that I was friends with him since forever, and I have always wanted to smack his head.

It's Impossible says:
You monkey.
shakirah says:
what monkey? where got monkey in my house?
It's Impossible says:
You fool. I told you not to send my number to the girl I like.
shakirah says:
eh. you better know what you're saying. you think i like ah, sending your number to pathetic girls like her?
It's Impossible says:
I don't like pathetic girls. I like sexy bootylicious girls like her.
shakirah says:
ah well, that explains it a lot.
It's Impossible:
Anyways, you know this girl, I asked her this question. "Can I have your name?" You know what she says?
shakirah says:
i know. don't you already have one?
It's Impossible says:
Wth. How come you know????
shakirah says:
I told you I'm psychic, you still don't want to believe me.
It's Impossible says:
That's why I love you dear.
shakirah says:
eh please la. you bapok. go find people of your own kind.
It's Impossible:
shark, you asshole.
shakirah says:
fine. go entertain yourself. i'm doing my work.
It's Impossible says:
Work eh? Tsk tsk...you never do work.
shakirah says:
eh, i do schoolwork. not like you. lazy twerp.
It's Impossible says:
Klakar rabak seh.
shakirah says:
Whatever la eh..
It's Impossible says:
I heard you got a guy now.
shakirah says:
no. where got? i got guy friends though.
It's Impossible:
That means you are single ah?
shakirah says:
but unavailable. hahah..smack that, you filthy little pest.
It's Impossible says:
I know you're gonna like me in the end.
shakirah says:
oh yes actually. IN YOUR DREAMS AH!
It's Impossible says:
...you're gonna like me.
shakirah says:
go bang your head against the wall or something, and stop disturbing me. ok. bye.


I have a sudden dislike for lizards at the moment. A big fat mummy lizard jumped on my hand when I opened the door of the cabinet under the sink. Eewwwww....What luck. I just squealed, and squirmed. Maybe tomorrow, I shall love lizards again, but for the time being, no thanks.

I'm hungry man, got any food or not?